Your Guide to Pick-Up Lines: The Good, the Bad, and the Cheesy!

Pick-up lines … whether they work or not is up for debate. But one thing is for sure, they are entertaining and always make for a good laugh! Here is a list of some of the funniest we’ve come across, as well as some emasculating comebacks for you ladies.

FOR THE GUYS: Top 5 cheesy pick-up lines that probably won’t work, but may be worth a shot.

Want to play carpenter? First we get hammered, then I’ll nail ya?

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten-I-see.

You might as well sleep with me because I’ll tell my friends you did anyway.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.

FOR THE GIRLS: Top 5 responses to common cheese-ball pick up lines.

Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”

Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”

Man: “I think you’re the best-looking girl here.”
Woman: “Well then, I better go find the best-looking guy then, right?”

Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason.”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”